log theory
a scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. the log theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. it has since been accepted as scientific fact.
log theory case study: on more than one occasion we observed roman’s return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
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