Logan Martin
the act of:
1. having the general appearance of a rat, with squinty eyes, the lack of a chin, and loving cheese c-ck.
2. kissing the highest amount of -ss possible to have “friends”, even though they tell you everyday that you are a f-ggot and are going to slit your throat with brandon’s pocketknife.
3. playing every sport known to man at the sh-ttiest level, getting cut from the team, then updating your mysp-ce with the name “soccer is my life”, when you were cut from the team because you could not run a godd-mn mile without having to stop for a c-m break.
yeah, i played soccer for the high school, and i got cut, but soccer is my life, and i root for some f-ggot team that i saw when my dad turned the channel to espn.
actually, that would make you a logan martin, you motherf-cking chinless -ss rat. go f-ck your brother stuart little in the -ss, and you can give the sloppy seconds to algernon.
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