Loggerhead Turtle
the act of giving a bl-wj-b in the ocean while the p-n-s is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).
“dude, take my advice: don’t ask her for a loggerhead turtle when the waves are really big.”
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