Logging

to beat your partner to death with your p-n-s.
sally: what the h-ll are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary
matt: some good logging
he then beats her to death with his d-ck
the art of strategically placing a fresh t-rd on a person’s shoulder. to achieve total “logging efficiency”, one must place said fresh t-rd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
steve’s insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

steve: it is my opinion that the new government’s policies are completely-

jim: dude, you have a t-rd on your shoulder.

steve: oh man, i totally got logged!

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gary is a true logging ninja
when you do a m-ssive t-rd and then get off the toilet and cut the t-rd in half with your pee. it takes some skill. usually a tradition p-ssed from father to son. as made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
jon: i put my flannel shirt on to lay a m-ssive t-rd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

james: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? will you p-ss it on to your son?
process of harvesting trees from a forest.
they are going to be logging on that piece of land.
when a guy’s p-n-s is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.
black guy: yo mon, i be totally “logging” dis mornin’.
leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.
girl: do i look good in this?
guy: those loggings look great on you!
logging (also known as facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone’s open facebook account and f-cks with their settings or just their facebook statuses. this term is prefered over the term “hacking” sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.
girl on boy’s facebook account: haha hacked u love u
friend of boy’s account comments: you didn’t hack him you stupid b-tch you were just logging him.
the act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the t-rd to cut it in half so it can flush down.
sorry i was in the can for so long, i had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge sh-t i took.

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