logjammin
1. the act of “jamming log” also known as s-x, coitus, or the physical act of love.
2. the act of jamming a wooden log into a wet hole.
3. the fake p-rnographic film that tara reid’s character “bunny” appears in, in the movie “the big lebowski”.
i’m tired as h-ll bro. i was up all night with susan, logjammin that ho. she’s walking with a limp today.
the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard b-n-r into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight -n-s hole.
last night my boyfriend went log jammin and i can barely hold my “mud” today.
urethral penetration with d-ld- for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons
“that guy deserves a log jammin’ sesion for being such an -ss at my wedding last sat-rday”
“ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!”
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