lohan
to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka “pull the trigger”
i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan
synonomous for “melon”; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 ddd- sized t-ttays
that girl has large lohans….all right….
verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s
“i’ll admit i did some lohanning when i was in college.”
similar to a nip slip; intentional sl-tiness;
check out paris hilton’s lohan. what a sl-t.
blue ribbon t-ts, especially large yet still attractive ones.
d: dude, you see them f-cking lohans on her?
j: (thumbs up)
verb, lo·han, lo·han·ed, lo·han·ing
– verb (used with object)
1) to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by subterfuge
– check out my new bling! i just lohaned this rollie from my bestie.
– i loaned you my necklace, i didn’t lohan it to you.
a) br–sts that are enhanced by implants.
b) br–sts that appear to be enhanced by implants.
popularized in the mid 2000s, when american actress lindsay lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.
antonym: duffs
check out the lohans on that chick! wasn’t she an a cup like a week ago?
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