LOIFE


an annoying, but rather enjoyable speech alternation that makes the word “life” sound like it is being said by someone that inhabits the united kingdom.
bloke: what’s your favorite cereal, chap?

aaron: loife
loife = life, in the language created by dumb-ss highschool kids sometimes know as goo mehns
loife is loife and loife is noice

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