Lois Lane
ryhming slang for cocaine
for example “got any lois lane”
maybe the best female character in all of superhero films
“lois lane rocks”
a love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
tom: who are those flowers for, harry?
d-ck: dude! are those for tracy again?
harry: i think i’ve got her close to a date!
tom: no way! she’s obsessed with her boss.
d-ck: yeah. she’s such a lois lane.
harry: 🙁
when your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your -ss. you roll him to his stomache, strattle him and c-m onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been “lois laned”.
one night i left the room to get something s-xy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping…so without him i finished the deed i then proceeded to lois lane him.
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