LOJ
a cold non alcoholic drink made up from half clear lemonade and half orange juice. stands for lemonade and orange juice.
martin: “man i love loj”
lena: “loj is just the best drink ever”
an acronym standing for laugh-out-juice, a more extreme form of laugh-out-loud, also a common spelling error in which “l” is replaced with “j”, due to the closeness on the keyboard.
me:” i totally slipped off that water slide yesterday!”
you: “loj!”
lack of jaz syndrome. this apparently happens when your so f-cking awesome your friends become addicted to your essence of awesome. quick go hang out with jaz before you suffer the horrible effects of this disease. these effects are as listed:
1. your life will become boring and meaningless
2. loss of appet-te
3. loss of the ability to laugh
4. slight thoughts of sucide
so quick go get yourself checked for lojs
“one in every 32.5 babies sufferes from lojs. get your self checked”
person 1: “hey wanna hang out tomorrow?”
person 2: “sorry i can’t i’m chillin’ with jaz i havent seen him in a week and the lojs is killing me.”
leader of the job !
lm is the one and only l.o.j
lack of jaz syndrome. this apparently happens when your so f-cking awesome your friends become addicted to your essence of awesome. quick go hang out with jaz before you suffer the horrible effects of this disease. these effects are as listed:
1. your life will become boring and meaningless
2. loss of appet-te
3. loss of the ability to laugh
4. slight thoughts of sucide
so quick go get yourself checked for lojs
“one in every 32.5 babies sufferes from lojs. get your self checked”
person 1: “hey wanna hang out tomorrow?”
person 2: “sorry i can’t i’m chillin’ with jaz i havent seen him in a week and the lojs is killing me.”
league of justice. the best band with joe and jack shredding the guitar, opi banging the drums, frenchi funking it out with the keyboard (and b-ss) and kian singing the sh-t out of the mic.
-dude, loj totes mcgotes rocks!
-i know!
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