LoJa


a synonym for “poser”; one who cannot write lyrics for rap worth any amount of sh-t, big or small; also a seeming blend of j. lo & ja rule (which is usually near, or dare i say above, the abilities of a loja.
that ondaedge guy is a loja.
sombody who gets his/her chain nicked and skeet’d on by ben afleck
“yo fifty stole my sh-t (sobbing)
hey ben gili sucked -ss

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