lok wong
to j-zz on the face of a girl and stick your d-ck to it. you then wait until the j-zz is dry and crustified, and presto! your wong is lokked to her face.
jeff: hey, how did your date go last night? that chick was hideous.
adam: really well, she p-ssed out and i pulled a lok wong on her.
jeff: wasn’t she p-ssed off when she woke up with a d-ck stuck to her face?
adam: nah man, she looked in the mirror and it was actually an improvement.
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