Loko Bombs
similar to the beer sh-ts (diarrhea the day following a night of drinking high quant-ties of beer) only from drinking four lokos.
loko bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer sh-ts do. unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer sh-ts yield, loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid m-sses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. the average number of bombs dropped per loko bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the “four” in four lokos.
–often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to four lokos.
a phone conversation after a night of drinking four lokos:
guy 1: “dude, that party was radical last night. i can’t believe eddie drank 3 four lokos without puking! we should do it again tonight!”
guy 2: “d-mn, if eddie has the loko bombs nearly as bad as i do, he’s not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend.”
guy 1: “i’m on the toilet right now with loko bombs!”
guy 2: “yeah, i just loko bombed the h-ll out of my girlfriends bathroom.”
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