lokoed


the act of getting black out drunk. especially when on purpose. comes from banned “four loko” premium malt beverage with caffeine.
i not only puked all over myself, i also sh-t the bed. it took me 5min of constant loofa stubbing in the shower to get all the dried sh-t off my legs and -ss. the funny part is… it was not my bed. or my shower. or my loofa. i was full on lokoed.

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