lolbms

a forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).
dave: man, i f-cken hate that b-tch.

joe: calm down, you know we’re not allowed to hit girls.

dave: who said anything about “hitting”. there’s no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* loopholes rule!

joe: you sick f-ck.
a way around an obstruction that would otherwise keep a person from obtaining a goal. this can apply literally and metaphorically and most often applied when bending the rules.
person 1: i am not allowed to visit my friend in college because i am not accompanied by an adult.
person 2: i found a loophole that allows you to go on campus if you see a student advisor.
byp-ssing the bullsh-t
“no we don’t have to wait in line….we know the guy at the gate! loophole!!!”
something forgotten, and can be taken advantage of. or be a disadvantage.
person 1: i found a loophole in spider solitary.
person 2: how?
person 1:i played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:i dunno..
when a woman “saves herself” for marriage, but will let jo schmo have -n-l s-x with her. “but, i am still a virgin!”
“she totally lets him hit that loop hole, what a sweet, virgin girl she is.”
slang for “-n-s” commonly used by utah residents
“i’m a mormon and need to maintain my purity until marriage, but you can stick it in my loophole if you want.”
a door with a glowing red exit sign.
person 1: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)… what are you looking at? i’m over here.

person 2: oh, just looking for loopholes.