Lolism
lolism: the following of the word lol.
some people worship the word lol, they are lolists.
nat: hey you know what?
sam: i dunno
nat: im part of a new religion
sam: what????
nat: lolism!
study of lolism and its origin
gary goes to school to stdy lolism
using lol as a responce to anything thats not funny at all.
ahmed: dude rita’s is much better than carvel’s
louis: yea mannnnnn
brittnay: lollllll
ahmed: wow lolism right there.
lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful glold. the holy book of lolism is the biblole, from the greek word biblolios, which translates to ‘book’, although technically the biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. unlike christianity, there are no different denominations of lolism because the glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the biblole.
one basic tenet of lolism is that alvin lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in his second coming.
– the first prophets of lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
– the first church of lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com
lolism is a much better religion than christianity.
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