Lollapalooza Cap


a haircut from the 90’s that consisted of a shorn lower half and a long ponytail on the crown on the head. it is sometimes referred to as a tellum, but not to be confused with scene hair. while usually spotted on white trash it is not relegated solely to white folks. remember the dude from living colour? he had a cap with dreads.

so why does this hairstyle still exsist? please do the rest of us a favor and shave the top part of your head if you still have one. oh, and meghan thinks k-fed should have one. h-ll, he probably did.
“hey dude, check out the lollapalooza cap on that scott stapp-looking motherf-cker!”

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