lollygag
what you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie’s lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.
i couldn’t get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other s-x sounds coming my x-rated flatmate’s room.
1. a person who sits around and does nothing at work, school, home, etc.
2. to waste time by puttering aimlessly; dawdle
jane must lollygag all day long because she doesn’t seem to get any work done.
to goof, to waste time, to procrastinate. mostly said by hipsters and old farts.
stop lolly-gagging and get off that nintendo! you have homework to do!
to waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammus-m-nt. also could be thought of as a slang for m-st-rb-t–n.
jon lolly gag’s before work.
to silence an australian by method of feeding them candy.
the sheila just wouldn’t stop talking, so i had to use some twizzlers to lollygag her.
the art of deep throating. derived from the use of lollipop in lil wayne’s song “lollipop”.
guy 1: heard you hooked up with that blonde last night! how was it?
guy 2: it was amazing! that girl can lolly gag like a champ!
to spend time aimlessly watching u-tube videos and laughing so hard it causes one to choke.
the video was so funny that beer spewed out of sam’s nose when he lollygagged.
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