lollytoad : sitting still and looking like a noob when your a seasoned player in video games.
that guy is a lollytoad
what my hair looks like after a session of heavy petting. your hair looks like it has just been frazzlew-nked.
- the berko special
to brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants interiors. did you hear matt gave that girl last night the berko special
- father john
a child molester priest who locks kids in his church bas-m-nt and fills them with the gospel if you know what i mean 😉 “i went to father john’s bas-m-nt and he shoved the gospel in me”
- trump calculus
president trump’s fulfilling as many electoral promises as possible, while minimizing any political or economic fallouts from nations affected by his nationalistic or protectionist measures. trump calculus—a calculus of benefits and harms—attempts to produce a political hero at home at the risk of angering or alienating us allies.
giz i just 💧 all over the couches