lolmegler
one who enters omegle with the intention of confusing, annoying, irritating, and generally being an all round -sshole to the rest of the omegle community.
we are to omegle, what punk’d is to mtv…except not sh-t.
lolmegler in action.
cybermon…i choose you!
emailed in by one of our readers, kien.
stranger: ash?!
you: hi wana
stranger: battle??
stranger: yes
you: k
you: i send charizard
stranger: k i send out tauros
stranger: tauros uses tackle….
you: charizard uses flamethrower
you: it makes tuaros hot…..so hot that he takes off his pants and uses erection…its super effective charizard’s defence has been taken down and he is now ready to f-ck tauros
you: charizard uses reach around
you: critical hit
you: tuaros uses growl….except instead he -rg-sms
you: i really just wated to cyber, but this battle is just as good
your conversational partner has disconnected.
excerpt from lolmegle.com
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