lolrus
a walrus who has typically lost a bucket, is searching for a bucket, or has acquired a bucket. mostly found in tagged pictures -ssociated with lolcats.
who stole that lolrus’ bucket? now he’ll have to use a kitteh to find a new one.
a laughing walrus, usually high.
zoo keeper: “there’s one happy walrus”
spectator: “must be a lorus”
zoo keeper: “roflcopter”
spectator: “no lolrus you gimp”
drunk idiots who stick twizzlers/french fries/straws etc. in their mouths to resemble a walrus, and make appropriate noises to relate.
“grace, what are you doing with those twizzlers?”
“well, right now i’m a lolrus, and later i’m gonna drink my sh-t with these twizzler straws!!”
any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.
things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus’ bucket!
a woman who misrepresents herself on the internet, via pictures or misleading statements, to meet men. this doesn’t just apply to being ugly, though that is the most common cover-up.
she looked hot in her pictures, but when we met irl she was a lolrus!
oceanic mamal, in particular a walrus, that’s rly funny and makes better jokes than u
wtf nooo they denied cheezburgers lolrus
any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.
things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus’ bucket!
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