lolspatch
lolspatch – another word for steri-strips (skinny band-aids). used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.
dude 1 – hey that was a funny joke – ha ha ha ha ha
dude 2 – hey where is that red water coming from?
dude 1 – hey my mouth hurts from lots of laughing out loud
dude 2 – hey you’re bleeding. let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch
dude 1 – hey that was a funny joke – ha ha ha ha ha
dude 2 – hey where is that red water coming from?
dude 1 – hey my mouth hurts from lots of laughing out loud
dude 2 – hey you’re bleeding. let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch
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