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  laugh out loud, touch my b-lls haha, thats funny. loltmb

• peuf

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• drygs in a blanket

  a s-xual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

• dryhumpton

  dryhumpton commonly known as a dryhump is an act of two people humping each other while dressed with no actual naked genital to genital contact or penetration. this practique is usually but not necessarily used as foreplay. as pleasant as it may be, if performed for too long whithou ejeculation it can result in blueb-lls. […]

• Fartipated

  like constipated. but… fartipated. you know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can’t and it’s like painful? hence fartipated.

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