Loltraktor


originated from the mmog world of tanks. making fun of the tier1 tank leichttraktor and the funny youtube videos about it.
its a funny looking tank which is pretty weak in all respect, infamous for being included in higher tier games by the game’s (somewhat) imbalanced matchmaking system.
– the loltraktor can destroy the world by just being angry.

– chuck norris was once the loltraktor’s gunner.
– the loltraktor always has his ap bullets ready, so whenever he sees someone interesting he hits it and hopes for a penetration.
– the loltraktor is so fast that, when we see it moving 10 meters, loltraktor actually took 10 rounds around the planet
– the loltraktor is a combination of two things: a farming tool and a laughing nerd.
– the loltraktor is never defeated. he just decides that you won’t be pwned today.
– if you hit f1, your pc will come to help you. if you yell “lol” at midnight three times, the loltraktor will come to help you.
– with five elements you can summon captain planet. with five puns you can summon the loltraktor.

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