lolwut


meaning “what?”, but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. also, if you don’t care what was being said. useful if you are in a place you shouldn’t be.

prounounced as “lawl wut”, with no pause between words.
person 1: get out before i call the police
person 2: lolwut?
similar to lol wtf. when someone says something random or stupid and funny, and you don’t understand what they just said, just reply with the pear picture. lol wut is written on this because it’s a funny picture and it suits the face
bill: what would you say if i said i can do a m-ssive god jesus boy hadouken?

ben: lol wut
what? as in:
person 1: all your base are belong to us!!!
person 2: lolwut
an image macro used to express confusion, amus-m-nt or disbelief, usually in response to something random or outrageous. it originated on 4chan and is based on “the biting pear of salamanca” by artist ursula vernon. many other versions now exist.
“flying monkies in my intertubs”

“lol wut”
meaning: “what?” in a more comedic way.
the term could be used in several different ways.
such as when you don’t understand something or when somebody says something extremely random.
person 1: i had a seizure yesterday.
person 2: lolwut?
1. a way of saying “what the f-ck” in a nice way
2. a way of trying to hide what you said. it’s really pointless when people use this via writing, because everyone can see what you said
3. a way of purposely being annoying
1.dani: i like p–p
mickey: ..lolwut

2.mickey: i kissed mona. lolwut
lina: i heard what you said you dumb-ss.

3.lina: i love you
mickey: lolwut
lina: i said i f-cking love you, god.
term used in forums (generally gaming forums) to reply in one word to a post that either is far off topic, makes no sense at all, or is just plain stupid. the side effect of this is that the thread remains off-topic.
poster-a
op (post 1): hi, i was wondering how many times can i cast a spell before i need to build my mana back up?

poster-b
post 2: my b-lls hurt, noob.

poster-c
post 3: lolwut!?

poster-a
post 4: i hate you people! whhaaaaaaa…

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