Lominchar
a lominchar is a rare species that was first created in 1992 for the first of its kind was born that year. besides the fact that they are very nice, sweet, loving, and/or caring, they can often at times be very annoying, persistent, and/or selfish. even though they have these traits they still have many great qualities. these involve being very affectionate, talented, swaggin’, fresh, young, hip, (in)dependent, cool, creative, imaginative, and a bunch of other adjectives that you could name. although lominchars are a very rare species, they stick out like sore thumbs or like to often be the center of attention {so it’s not to hard to spot them}. some lominchars, though, may note have all these traits as each one is born different. some may be more derpy, douchy, sensitive, calm, crazy, hyper, naggy, s-ssy, edgy, and/or weird.
hobbies include: cuddling, drawing, napping, sleeping, knocking out, singing, playing instruments, derping hardcore, fangirling, acting, dancing, obsessing over things, and/or cosplaying.
nicknames: lawnchair, lemonchair, lomincharmander, charmander, lomain, lominhoe, lominwh-r-, luckycharms, etc.
animals -ssociated with: charmander, dog, lizard, meerkat, and armadillo
synonyms: lazy
color: red, orange, yellow
example 1:
girl 1: omg, did you hear what ricky did?
girl 2: no, what did he do?
girl 1: he flicked off a lominchar and was talking sh-t behind their back!
girl 2: no way! no one f-cks with a lominchar! they’re so cool and awesome!
girl 1: i know right!
example 2:
boy 1: d-mn, i don’t know who to take to prom.
boy 2: dude, everyone knows that the lominchars are the best!
boy 1: yea, but aren’t they a little out of my league?
boy 2: yea, you’re right. even the male one is out of your league bro.
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