LOMIS
lomis: “lay off me i’m starving!” said by chris farley in an early 90s snl sketch. a lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.
“i was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis.”
“there’s always one in every group.”
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