Lomsib Otpep
lomsib otpep was the first person to eat nothing but diarreah for 3 years 4 months and 16 days.
his record has never been broken.
no one knows the mans true age or ethnicity.
did you read the book about lomsib otpep? he had amazing vomit control.
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