London Bridge Swerve

when you avoid someone that you know during rush hour…

having to stop and chat to an old acquaintance / ex lover when you should be busting your -rs- through a rammed station in order to get to work on time, is highly inconvenient. the last thing you want to do is justify your entire existence within a 20 second window – and then nod politely whilst listening to said acquaintance / ex do the same.

the best thing to do is pretend you didnt see them. chances are, they don’t want to stop and talk to you either.
“i saw ben today. i gave him the london bridge swerve.”

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