London Flog
the urban practice wherein a man strolls the streets, fully clothed and in a belted trench coat, and slowly but covertly, though a side pocket, m-st-rb-t-s himself in the presence of fellow pedestrians and pasers-by. the benefit of the act is sometimes claimed to be expediency, but more likely is the ability to “get away with it,” especially when ejacualation is achieved but not revealed.
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“why do you say geoff’s a w-nker?” — “i mean, literally, man. i ran into him on halsted and he had just done a complete london flog.”
“how could you tell?” — “well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle.”
“ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants.”
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