London Syndrome


two words: tea addiction.
-14 o’clock! time for my tea break.
-tea? again? are you having the london syndrome or something?
-hey, my green tea won’t drink itself, you know!

-i woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. i looked to my right, but my husband wasn’t in bed. so i got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
there, in the candle light, he was sitting. all alone. drinking his d-mn earl gray! boohoohoo…
-enough, don’t worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.

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