London Teacozy


a s-xual act where the male rubs his p-n-s in between the females -ss cheeks while p-ssing. usually performed in london and enjoyed with crumpets.
jack: “yo i gave that b-tch a london teacozy last night!!!”

caleb: “dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!”

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