lone kisser
someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.
“high school”, by nicki minaj ft lil wayne:
“i tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
i tell her, “b-tch, you crazy.”
f-ck wrong with you?
and excuse my french, but i’m a lone kisser”
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