lonely child


a person who has a sibling, but they are so distant from that sibling that they may as well just be an only child.
person a: my family consists of my mom, dad, and sister.
person b: woah, you never told me you had a sister!
person a: yeah, i do, but i never talk to her or see her, so i’m a lonely child.

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