masturbating by putting your p-n-s between the mattress and the box-spring.
“oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? that’s called the lonely sandwich” – you look nice today: the magic number –
the act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then f-ck the couch silly. usually done by lonely virgins.
guy 1: dude, i lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
guy 2: you’re a sick b-st-rd. you seriously need to get laid.
- look like a million bucks
to look great hey, man, in that new suit you look like a million bucks!
- circle head
close minded pothead; cannot live without someone to follow; small man, big mouth; circle head is nothing without her leader.
noun…a specific form of enthusiasm that all women & gay men (except bull queers) attain to various degrees when there is any chance that shoe shopping may take place. judi has been jacked up on enshoesiasm ever since melissa mentioned her plans to hit dsw…she even skipped her gallon mug of coffee this morning…
pr-nunciation – (ee – rrell – eon) when the subject is not sure/has come in halfway during a conversation and either has a)misunderstood; b)taken out of context; c)lost the plot completely and needs to take that 5 seconds back; d)gets intoxicated and comments on britney’s br–sts when everyone else is talking about fittings. “is that […]
-verb (used without object): to be a nuicance; to be bothersome. –noun: an annoyance v. i’m going to totally esposito the sh-t out of the innocent, and smashingly beautiful employee over there. n. you are the biggest f–king esposito i have ever met. more like, the last name of a complete loser who has a […]