Lonely Threesome
the act of masturbating with both hands. typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how sl-tty your hands are…
discovered after after using the stranger so much that it lost it’s l-ster i wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. shockingly, they were into it!! and i realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
did you go out last night?
nope, stayed home and had a “lonely threesome”
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