long ass

an increment of time, lengthy in nature.
after i ran over a herd of tree huggers, i served a long -ss in pelican bay.
b-ttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.
check out that chick playing pool over there. she’s got some serious long -ss. where do you even find jeans that fit?
a very tall living organism, or body part.
he needs to be shrunk with his long-ss

bro he has a long-ss head

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