Long balling
the act of stretching out ones t-st-cl-s, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scr-t-m. long balling can also occur in couples or groups. in a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated t-st-cl-s can be placed into the partners -n-s, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their t-st-cl-s in one another’s -n-s’ simultaneously. in groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly compet-tion, where each parties stretched scr-t-m is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
ash: i here bob’s a pretty solid long baller. he won last weeks circle out frankston way.
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