long-dicked


to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one’s elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them
harry bent over a fine -ss ho and long-d-cked that b-tch in the -ss
when someone always has to out do and one up you no matter what the topic is. usually you and everyone around knows this person and knows they are fabricating this and most other stories.
jimmy: i bought a donkey yesterday, she’s really cute.

todd: oh yeah, i slept with three donkeys last night and you know what, they said i was the best they ever had.

jimmy: d-mn.

joshua: he “longd-cked” you again, will it ever end?

Read Also:

  • loolzage

    a newer way of saying lol very long and unique. i though of it. i have to do maths test tomoz. bf- loolzage

  • mcsqueek

    this is the sound that is produced when walking a wet floor.at most restaurants and other public places you will be able to find a yellow sign warning you of slippery floors, this is your best chance to make this noise. yesterday, while it was raining, i ran inside, and my shoes made a mcsqueek.

  • Robbage

    a sneaky bit of theivery, usually conducted by chavs. i just stole that guys phone, pure robbage man.

  • foodoconiosis

    shortness of breath related to extreme overeating the patient succ-mbed to foodoconiosis after “thanksgiving in july” at bob’s big boy.

  • Foreclosuredog

    a dog taken to the animal shelter when the owner has lost everything including or almost including their house. man! that’s the saddest thing i’ve ever seen. mary took her foreclosuredog pet to the pound where they could feed and provide for him.


Disclaimer: long-dicked definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.