Long distance cock block
being c-ck blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any p-ssy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
john went to sally’s house with high hopes of getting some p-ssy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, christina, who was mad because john was at sally’s. sally hears what happened and now believes that john has a relationship with christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with john tonight as a result of a long distance c-ck block
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