Long Distance Lover
a long distance lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.
hillary: ooh, look at jake, he’s cute!
crizle: nope, he’s just a long distance lover. don’t go near him, his braces catch on things.
hillary: aww…
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