Long Dong Willie


a black man with some form of the verb “willis” in his name. willis meaning “to dangle.” a “long dong willie” is a man with an irregularly large p-n-s.

there is one long dong willie living today located in central north america. this ldw is barry “the dong” willis. this individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people’s money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
barry willis

alias used are…

the dong
long dong willie
the grim reaper
long dong

height: 5’9″
weight: 163
age:18
p-n-s: 2′

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