Reverse Newt Gingrich
when your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly… then you leave them once you recover.
barry: christine, whatever you need i’ve got your back. your gonna beat this cancer and i’ll be with you every step of the way.
six months later…
barry: can’t wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
christine: … i think we should get a divorce
barry: did you just pull a reverse newt gingrich on me??!!
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