long dong
a huge p-n-s……..
usually black
i have a long dong
a long p-n-s. not necessarily a complement. can be used with a nickname.
1) momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.
2) hey, where’s longdong tom?
a.k.a the only max ladon buff
mrs. and mr. buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. she got “maxed out” by mr. buff so they named the kid max. seeing as he was born with a 45 inch p-n-s, the dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off…luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. they gave him the middle name of ladon which is french for longdong.
brown long bed truck, usually a gmc or a chevy work truck.
look, brit drives a long dong.
someone who has bad spelling, but a large p-n-s.
i can’t spell p-n-s but it doesn’t matter ’cause i’m a longdong.
a big -ss p-n-s
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igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.
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