Long Hooker


an awesome gustavus radio show that is on wednesday nights.

this is how they got the name.

“in ultimate frisbee, my position is called a long, and pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the t-tle.”

a long hooker is also popularly known as a wh-r- who has been at work for so long that her v-g-n- is as wide as a whale’s mouth.
dude i listened to the long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as h-ll. pete lindquist is the next howard stern.

my friend ordered a long hooker for the bachelor party tonight because she was so experienced.

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