Long Island Medium Iced Tea
noun: an ‘amped’ version of the cl-ssic robert blott drink – made so strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. the buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and aquanet hair spray.
verb: approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while tlc cameras are rolling.
long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, aquanet
employee 1: madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn’t dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
employee 2: that must have been one tall ‘long island medium iced tea’. theresa caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.
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