Long Island Shoehorn


when a man is about to c-m, he pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the p-ssage of his foot into said shoes.
i never thought i’d fit into my size 9’s for the wedding until a long island shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.

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