Long Island Taco
first, you take a dump in between a chicks b–bs while she’s laying down. second, squirt j-zz on top. third, push her b–bs together creating the taco sh-ll.
i brought this crazy sk-nk back to the crib and gave her the long island taco last night.
when youre banging a girl and you throw up in her p-ssy and eat that sh-t
i was f-cking this girl and i puked in her p-ssy and i gav her a long island taco
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