long island


long island is an island easy of new york city. we have the north and south sh-r-. north tends to be richer whereas the south sh-r- tends to be poorer. i am from the north sh-r- and i live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that i wouldn’t trade for anything. the cost of living on li is extremely high but it’s so worth it. there is always a beach nearby which is great. and we can’t forget about the famous hamptons. the hamptons consist of very high end real estate and new york’s elite. i personally own 2 houses in the hamptons. one is located in southampton – where the old money is. and the other is located in east hampton. both towns are absolutely stunning and i will say this straight out – the truth is that yes, long island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. i mean who wouldn’t want to live in a place like long island. i particularly love the hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. during the summer the hamptons are flooded with upper-east siders of nyc. i can definitely say that a lot of long islander’s are upper-east siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (i love the city too) we also own a house in florida, and i have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a long islander.
“you’re from long island?”
“yes i am”
“you must be rich!”
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look- everyone that is dissing long island is making some good points. and some sh-tty ones.

i’m from syosset, in n-ssau. the people here tend to be sn-bby rich idiots who don’t care about anything besides themselves, money, s-x, and when the next time they’ll get drunk or high is.

what you are wrong about-

there is not a d-mn sane person on long island that thinks we are part of new york city. we are new yorkers- because we live in new york state. not because we live in the city. can you call someone from florida a floridian? yep. then you can call someone from ny a new yorker.

and all you people that say long island, or new york city is ghetto needs to get a clue. ghetto’s are extreemly poor areas that were overpopulated to an extreeme because the n-z-‘s forced jewish people into them. if you think that wearing baggy clothes, speaking inchoherintly and wearing a huge cross on your neck makes you ghetto- you make me laugh.

oh, and why do i not find myself a tourist when i go to the city? i’m there about every other weekend, usually for two days and i spend the night. me and my friends laugh at all the idiots who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and stop to point up and go “woah.. look at the giant cup of noodles! its acutally steaming!” we actually saw someone 3 days ago who was looking for the rockefeller christmas tree in times square. that was quite amusing.

so.. key points.
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-long island is not part of new york city
-people from li are still new yorkers
-long island is south of the city, therefore we are not upstate. different region, smartones.
-if you are posting on a website from a computer, you are not ghetto.
get over youreselves. quick.
a place that is misrepresented by girls from n-ssau county.
there are actually decent people on long island.
wow. i’ve lived on long island my whole entire life, and i’ll admit
-yeah there are those morons who think their ‘ghetto’ and ‘gangsta’ but not all of us are like that
-i’m a new yorker cause i live in new york state. not the city, you f-cktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-not everyone here is rich or white. i know plenty of people who are poor and plenty of people who are black.
-no everyone is h-m-s-xual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, but not everyone is.
-i have to admit, we do have nice beaches..
-long island is not upstate, thats just retarted to say.
-not all long islanders have the mentality that we’re better then everywhere else. yea i like it here, but i dont think im better then anyone else.
-not all the girls are b-tches
-just cause you meet a stupid person here, doesnt make everyone else stupid
-go to a place before you judge it.

so yeah, we have a baillion 7-11’s and theirs kid’s loitering everywhere, but so what? why does it make such a difference to you?
long island, born and raised.x3
an island about 125 miles in length that is located right outside of nyc’s borough of queens. it consists of both n-ssau county and suffolk county. it is known for n-ssau county’s beaches and the yocals of suffolk county.
whenever i want to get away from nyc, i visit the beach in long island.
all of the people that say it’s poor, or ghetto are r-t-rded..and so are the people that say it’s rich. like most places, it has it’s rich and poor spots. n-body on long island thinks that they’re part of the city, so shut up. long island also isn’t considered “upstate” f-cking ignorant b-st-rds. in my eyes, there is upstate, nyc, and then long island.
you know if you’re from long island if you know what king kullen is.
one of the best places to live… only an hour from the city.. def not upstate for all you morons who think that.
long island is the shiznit.
geographically, a large island formed by glacial till deposited by glaciers in the last ice age. consists of the suburban counties of n-ssau and suffolk, along with the new york city boroughs of brooklyn and queens, with a total population of around 7 million.

regionally/politically, just n-ssau and suffolk counties, the eastern four-fifths of the geographical long island, with a population of 2.5 million. this is the most common use of the term.

until the explosion of suburban development following world war ii, long island was a geographically diverse region, with beaches, hills, woods, praries (yep), petrified forests (that, too), and small, idyllic fishing and farming villages. now, the landscape is dominated by suburban towns and unincorporated communities that range in population from a couple hundred to around 50,000 people. beach resort/bedroom communities like the hamptons are extremely popular with downstate in the summer months. in addition, jones beach is a popular recreational and music venue, while fire island is world-famous as a gay mecca and a historic nautical community.
the good:
high quality of life, low crime rate, proximity to new york city, reasonably efficient and reliable public transit, attractive beaches, splish splash waterpark.

the bad:
aging population, rising cost of living, racial segregation, urban sprawl, the necessity of owning a car, beach erosion, increasing problems with gangs, the trashy reputation of some of its younger residents (“lidiots”).

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