Long Life Toe


when your “index” toe is longer than your “big” toe. it’s been said that people with “long life toes” tend to live longer than the average person.
“hey,

woah, your toe is so long!”
“yeah b-tch, i’ll live longer than you m-f- and your tiny -ss toe since i have a long life toe!”

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