Long poop
where you looked in the toliet and you saw you took the smoothest, longest, sh-t in man kind. you feel like you achieved in life. you feel like you want to tell somebody. you feel to take a picture of that big ol’ dukie.
kid: hey momma look at this!
mom: oh my god…
kid: yeah isnt it a long p–p?
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